"Undercover Nudist" Hoodie
Wearing clothes... but only because society insists. This design is for the bold souls who walk among the clothed, secretly dreaming of sunshine on skin and the sweet freedom of going au naturel.
Whether you're blending in at the grocery store, surviving family functions, or just feeling a little rebellious under the fabric, this hoodie lets the world know your true identity—without saying too much.
✔️ Great for nudist resorts
✔️ Perfect gift for the “naturally” inclined
✔️ Also excellent for confusing your coworkers
Undercover never looked so exposed.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Wearing clothes... but only because society insists. This design is for the bold souls who walk among the clothed, secretly dreaming of sunshine on skin and the sweet freedom of going au naturel.
Whether you're blending in at the grocery store, surviving family functions, or just feeling a little rebellious under the fabric, this hoodie lets the world know your true identity—without saying too much.
✔️ Great for nudist resorts
✔️ Perfect gift for the “naturally” inclined
✔️ Also excellent for confusing your coworkers
Undercover never looked so exposed.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Wearing clothes... but only because society insists. This design is for the bold souls who walk among the clothed, secretly dreaming of sunshine on skin and the sweet freedom of going au naturel.
Whether you're blending in at the grocery store, surviving family functions, or just feeling a little rebellious under the fabric, this hoodie lets the world know your true identity—without saying too much.
✔️ Great for nudist resorts
✔️ Perfect gift for the “naturally” inclined
✔️ Also excellent for confusing your coworkers
Undercover never looked so exposed.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.